Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Jesus Saves More Than Your Soul

I got a spam today for the Christian Lending Network. Somewhere, God is spinning in his grave.
Conversation with Jesse as follows, for your amusement:

Me : dude, i just got the most awesome spam ever
Jesse : I doubt it.
Me : it's from the "Christian Lending Center" to get 4 mortgage rates for free
Jesse : I got something like that. then I quoted deuteronomy and shut them up
Me : MONEY LENDERS, BE GONE FROM THIS TEMPLE OF HOTMAIL!
Jesse : thou shalt not spam with christian lending ads.
Me : God will save you, but only if you sacrifice your first son, Abraham Lenders LLC.
Jesse : Cain and Able? "Cain't" you see it's the Lord that makes us "Able" to bring you these great deals?
Me : Our competitors don't "Eve"-n have a chance against us! "Adam" up and come to us for saving(s)!
Jesse : Noah kidding!

Update:
Check out JesseHicks.com for his take on it, from 5 days previous. Dammit, why am I always behind?

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